Dystopia à la Carte

Wouldn’t it be poetic if the World Economic Forum crowd at Davos got served exactly what they preach?
No champagne canapés. No Wagyu. No flown-in delicacies wrapped in hypocrisy.
Just bowls of cricket paste, lab-grown meat, algae loaves, and whatever dystopian protein slurry they’ve decided the rest of humanity should be grateful for. 🦗
They lecture farmers, workers, and families about sustainability while dining like medieval royalty. They tell you meat is immoral, farming is destructive, and choice is a luxury – then hop on private jets to Switzerland and eat steak behind closed doors.
If insect protein and synthetic sludge are the future, then Davos should lead by example – fork first, mouth full, no exceptions. 🦗
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